LOHITNEY™

Looks like little Eva can’t seem to keep her hands of the young mens. Well good for her.
And Mario, seriously, enjoy the Dancing/Eva/Press euphoria that you are in… at least for another couple weeks.

We love Paris, there is nothing quite like her. Last week, at the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show in Milan, Paris opened her bag to get some pink nail polish, but also revealed a small baggy of what looked very much like pot…

More of our little heiress after the jump.
Her publicist Elliot Mintz issued […]

So what the hell is Lohitney?
It is all the best parts of Lindsay LOHan and brITNEY Spears?
Or maybe we were inspired by Paris Lohitney Hilton’s middle name?
Or maybe it is just a cool sounding name…
Whatever it is, it is the new name of our blog. Enjoy!

{artis Lohitney Hilton was arrested for a DUI on her way to get a double-double at In-N-Out™. She probably gets it without the bun, I call it ‘heart attack in a lettuce cup.’